Eight Things I’ve Learned About Being an English Major

As my college education draws to a close and I get closer to receiving a piece of paper that says I’m a person who was productively institutionalized for four years, I’ve reflected on the things I’ve learned on the path to English Majorhood. I hope you’ll enjoy this short video.
(I apologize in advance for the absolutely horrendous video quality, I used the webcam that’s built into my computer. I recommend Visine.)